Peggy's Pretty Priceless Passing Points

January 19, 2006
1. Some of you have taken the time to write a list of your own and send it to me. For those of you who have done so, I thank you.
2. For those of you have chosen to use said list as a way of announcing pregnancy, I have some feedback: DON'T MAKE IT FRIGGIN' NUMBER 9! I ABOUT HAD A HEART ATTACK!!! But congratulations all the same.
3. If I didn't already have one child I have no earthly idea what to do with, I'd be jealous that everyone around me is pregnant. Instead, I'll just smile big, remember how much I loved being pregnant and pray for you first-timers who have NO IDEA what you've signed up for. (Enter evil laugh.)
4. I hate fat-free Ranch dressing. It ruined my entire otherwise perfect salad.
5. I wonder why I normally hate food with lots of "friends" in it (casseroles, soup, stew, etc) however, when it's salad, I put everything but the kitchen sink in it?
6. My idea of insane monkey torture: having a song you HATE stuck in your head. "No one can make me smile, make me mad, (something something something something) like she dooooooeeeeees...and I don't know what I'd do if I lost it." Newsflash, pal, if she heard this stupid song, you already have.
7. I'm really thirsty.
8. I'm searching diligently for the perfect pair of black shoes. I have been a-shopping for some thrice and each time have left empty-handed. I feel like a drunk who can't find booze he likes in a liquor store.
9. That was a weird simile. Please accept my apologies.
10. While we're discussing bumper stickers, I want one that says, "Your grandkids are ugly." I get so sick of seeing the stupid bumper stickers/license plate covers that say, (to be read in a goofy voice) "My grandkids are cuter than your grandkids." Honestly friends....