March 13, 2006 What's in the bag?

1. I had no idea so many people would miss getting P5's via Email.  If you would like me to keep sending them to you, let me know and I'll add you back to me list.

2. Yes, I said "me list" on purpose.

3. I often suffer from sweater envy.  I just really like sweaters and it always seems someone else has a cuter sweater than I do.  The Bible never mentions coveting others' sweaters as sin, so I'm going to guess it's okay.

4. I once went to a dentist in a truck stop.  I have to confess this to all of you so my friend Suzette (who was a cheerleader in highschool--a Shelley Russet) can't blackmail me with it.  Anyhoo...so I looked up a dentist on the list of providers and found one close to my work.  I couldn't imagine in my mind where it was at, because the address given is a truck stop.  But I went and saw a sign saying that the dentists' office was upstairs.  Thinking it had to be a mistake, I went upstairs and informed the girl behind the desk that this is a truck stop.  Her condescending tone told me she already KNEW it was a truckstop, but for some reason I felt compelled to tell her again.  "No, you don't understand.  This is a truckstop!"  But since I was already there, I figured what the heck?  If you ever go to the dentist at a truck stop, remember these essential tips:

A. Do NOT make eye contact with fellow patients. 

B.  You have to pay in cash.  They don't take checks and they won't bill you.

5. So I've decided it's time to get off the sauce.  Not only am I giving up Diet Coke, I'm giving up all carbonated beverages.  I want to see how long I can last.

6. I went to a convention on Saturday and was impressed at how much work it takes to appear perfect.  It's amazing to me.  Luckily, I am at one with my loser-ness and that makes it a lot easier.

7. Who was the first person who figured out you could eat chicken eggs and drink cow's milk? 

8. I get the saddest feeling at the end of Grey's Anatomy.  I just want it to keep going!  I'm becoming proud of Dr. McDreamy for making it work with his wife, I REALLY don't want the heart patient to die because I want him to live happily ever after with Izzy and I want George to fix his hair.

9. 60 days...could time go any SLOWER??

10. Let's go back to the Slang Dictionary for a new word of the day that will probably end up with an alternate, much more offensive definition;

What's in the bag?   1. a greeting, similar to the likes of "What's up?" ("So, what's in the bag?")

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