March 28-45 days!

1. I hate it when I'm chewing gum and I blow a bubble and it gets stuck on my upper lip.  I end up feeling sticky the rest of the day.

2. Why does bubble gum lose its flavor after like 10 minutes?  Has technology not advanced enough to enable us to enjoy bubble gum with flavor that lasts at least 20 minutes?

3. Let's talk color code: I am yellow with barely a trace of the other three colors.  3 red, 2 blue, 1 white, 54 yellow.  Yikes.  It's pretty amazing that I haven't ever been arrested.

4. So my dear friend John told me last week that croissants and pain au chocolat was invented by the Austrians, not the French.  Of course, I was devastated but being the responsible kind of girl that I am (no comments, please) I retracted.  As soon as I did, he sent me a "neener neener neener" email saying he made the whole thing up.  I retracted my retraction and refused to re-retract until I researched the rumor. (This passing point is brought to you by the letter "r.") Well, we're smack dab in the middle of a blog war.  He created a blog telling the world (by "the world" I mean, the people who stumble upon his blog and wonder if he has nothing better to do that stand by the fact that the croissant and pain au chocolat was, in fact, invented by the Austrians not the French. (This sentiment is probably not unlike the confusion some of you feel in reading my own passing points)  So I've retracted.  I hope he's happy.  If the croissant and pain au chocolat were actually invented by the french, I apologize for my naivite.

5. I really appreciate those of you who have used the comments portion of this blog to take a stab at me.  Lucky for you, I am at one with the fact that I am a complete and utter loser.  So make fun all you want! I won't disagree with much. 

6. Let's talk about Whitney.  You might be asking yourself, "Who the heck is Whitney?" Well, let me tell you.  Whitney is the friend who rang up my Walmart purchases last night.  She looked really quite normal, except for the VERY LARGE tattoo in the middle of her chest that was a huge blue ice cream cone (a lovely swirl, might I add) that appeared to be beaming.  In the shiny beamy-things were different colored gummy bears all around it.  This was really disturbing.  Do friends who do this have no grandparents?  Have they never seen the affects of aging?  She's going to be 80 years old and wearing a turtleneck every day of her life so the whole wide world won't see the colored blob that used to be an ice cream cone.

7. I'm going to go ahead and advise against driving cars that are the same color as easter eggs.  Just a heads-up.

8. I'm really upset about the stinky bathroom. Have we discussed the stinky bathroom?  The bathroom no one can spray any time of deodorizer in because someone has allergies? It REEKS all the time which is unfortunate because it's extremely convenient.  I find myself going out of my way to the OTHER bathroom just to be spared the risk of passing out whilst "doing my business" which would be EXTREMELY inconvenient.

9. Taking dinner to friends is extremely inconvenient, I've decided.  Tonight is Scott's late night (tonight a late, late night) but his sister has had to watch him all day so he's on the other side of town...then I have to go home and make something and THEN deliver it?? Peggy is ordering pizza.

10. Okay, ordering pizza has proven more difficult than anticipated.  I had to call three stores before I finally found the one who delivered to that area.  Poke my eyes out!

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