More Hilarity Courtesy of Monsieur!

So remember how Jack cracks us up pretty much on a continual basis? Oh my--he was ON ONE yesterday. I don't know where the kid comes up with this stuff! Here's how it went down: Remember our conversation about his friend Reddo? Well, last night we were sitting at the dinner table and he says something about Reddo! (Okay, where did he get this name--Reddo? What the? But I ride bikes.) I said, "I thought Reddo died?" He said, "He did, but then Jesus came and now he's resurrected." Oh my goodness. How do you keep a straight face?? I don't know if I should laugh or be concerned that my son is spreading false doctrine! (So help me--if he starts his own church and starts collecting tithing...) Me: "Really? Wow!" Jack: "Yeah, Jesus comes once a month. And Reddo died on the 29th and then Jesus came on the 30th so he's alive again." And he's so serious! I managed to say, "Wow..um, that's really lucky!" The mind reels. But that's not all! Oh no, kids! Later on, Lisa was talking about how she thinks something might be wrong with her printer and she needs to call someone to get it fixed or replaced or something. Jack comes upstairs with his play phone and this is what he says, "Hello, Jack S******** here. My friend needs a new printer. What?! What do you mean you can't deliver it until tomorrow? She needs it today! Listen. I am a construction worker and I have an owie. She NEEDS that printer. May I speak to a supervisor?"  He then sadly informed us that there was nothing they could do. We just can't get the printer until tomorrow. Oh my gosh, I was laughing so hard. So there you have it. A wee bit of delight courtesy of Mr. Jack. Before you ask, let me just assure you that, yes, we DO write this stuff down! (Are you kidding me? I'm a Heritage Maker!!)