Now, notice I said "on" Ambien. Not "about" Ambien. I'm half drugged with my favey sleep med of all time. Pardon me if I don't make sense. Plus it's like 5 AM and I've been up for the past hour so my inner filter is..I don't know. Still curled up in my warm bed next to Scott and my cat who insists on sleeping on the pillow next to my head.
So I've been reading lately to get to sleep (the problem with this is that my sleep is drug-induced so I find myself reading the same chapter over and over again each night wondering why the content sounds vaguely familiar..) and I've been reading THIS deeeeeeelightful piece o prose:
If you've never read a book by Jen Lancaster, go do it RIGHT now. (At 5 AM. Yes, it's that important!) This book has been cracking me up since I opened it. Literally--Scott is sound asleep next to me and I'm trying not to snort so loudly that I wake him up so I'm in actual pain trying to control my laughter. (Warning: Lancaster is not afraid of frequently dropping the F Bomb. If this offends you, you're going to want to avoid her books. You're depriving yourself of some great words by a girl who can SEE INTO MY SOUL but I don't want you to be sad.) She's the kind of author that talks about the things I think about with a perfect honesty that brings me such relief. So while I'm drugged Ambien-crazy, I think to myself, "I should write a book!" And then I think to myself, "No. MICAELA and I should write a book!" (Don't know who Micaela is? Check out her blog to the left. 29 year old toddler) So here's my question for YOU--friends, family and Internet Crazies--would you read a "mommy blog" if we posted about specific topics and which topics would you like us to tackle? (By tackle, I mean "mock openly.")
Discuss. 2 Peggy Friendship Points per topic you suggest!
2 smart remarks:
Of course I would read your book/blog. First topic: Edward Cullen or Fitzwilliam Darcy. Discuss.
It helped me to sleep but I did have some complications with it. I would clean the entire house and not know where I put things. And once I carved a hole through two layers of skin the size of a nickel and didn't feel it at all. Use with caution and follow the directions! Just because you feel ok, doesn't mean you're not ODing.
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