Peggy's Pretty Priceless Passing Points

February 24, 2006
1. This is the trouble with curly fries: they hook onto each other. It seems exciting because you get two at once and you think you're going to have a feast. But then, the second it gets up to your mouth, it falls. Trust me, it's embarrassing.
2. A note to the lane hugger that was driving next to me today: This is not "Daytona" and we are not "racing for the pole.” I do not feel exhilaration at the thought of "rubbing paint" with you. In fact, it makes me mad. So unless you want me to send you into the "wall," GET INTO YOUR OWN $#%& LANE! Thank you.
3. I believe we have discussed the scary apartment complex behind the Macdo and Arby's near my work. Today, as I was driving past, I noticed an entire area roped off with bright red "Caution" tape. I also noticed some dude leaning in a tree in the middle of the roped off area. 10 bucks says he's one of those friends that turns left in the go-straight lane.
4. Don't you hate it when you think someone might be pregnant, but you can't tell if it's that or that they are just gaining weight? How awkward.
5. Don't "large" size anything at Arby's unless you REALLY mean it!
6. I once had a debate going with a guy on my mission about the smoothest song ever written. He thought it was "No Diggety" but I held fast that it is "Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas. I would never admit this now, but I think he is right.
7. I adore Emily Hughes. Isn't she just the cutest thing ever?
8. My little sister wants to name her unborn child Skyler if it is a boy. Let's all cross our fingers and hope for a girl.
9. While we're crossing fingers, Scott applied for like 7 internships this week. Let's just hope he gets one with a company who wants to keep him on during the school year so we don't have give plasma every week or month or however often you can give plasma.
10. I got an email from my contact in Fiji today that said, "A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked." I couldn't agree more.