Thursday, March 09, 2006

January 11, 2006
1. Thanks for the title, Doug!
2. For those of you without children that are thinking of commencing conception efforts, this is my advice: wait until you're sick--I mean really sick--then stay awake for 24 straight hours and then run a marathon. If you're prepared to sign up for a lifetime of that kind of sleep
deprivation--rock on.
3. I think I'm going to try to invent a way to turn snot into some sort of fuel for my car. (Lovely, thought, huh?)
4. Last week we discussed the fact that the radio morning show I listen to recycles their material. Fox news does THE SAME thing!! Could you maybe re-write the stories, friends? Isn't this what you're paid for???
5. I hate the Fox news reporters in Utah. Especially the guy who says at the end of every piece he does, "FOX 13 news, Utah." He just sounds silly.
6. I just blew my nose so hard I think I broke a blood vessel in my eye.
7. Is it a rule that you can't do nails unless you are a native of some Asian country? Is speaking English detrimental to your receiving the job?
8. Same for McDonalds.
9. Just so you know, I have the cutest baby in the world.
10. The city I want to move to just so I can tell people my address again and again: Bumpass, Virginia.

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